I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
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Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
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At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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