he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
