I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
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yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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