Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
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Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
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would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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