can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
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so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
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I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
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