The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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