He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
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Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
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Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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