Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
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It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
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I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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