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  • 83 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:56pm

    Eww. I'm fat and have never done this. I avoid things conciously that make me seem even fatter. I don't eat samples at costco, I don't use grease or lip gloss, I don't order a huge order of food. I always get a to go box. I am obviously not fooling any one but it draws less gawking attention and laughter.

  • 71 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 6:43am

    6:38 wins ten points for using the term fuckstick. We would have also accepted "dildo" and/or "fleshlight."

  • 70 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 6:57am

    I think it's safe to say EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

  • 73 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 8:05am

    Have fun with the pimples all around your mouth as an after-effect, fucking idiot..

  • 74 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 11:34am

    once cum dries it cracks, theres no moisture fucktard!

  • 64 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 6:24am

    WTF is baking grease? Illiterate bitch. Try learning to spell bacon...

  • 62 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 6:55am

    This is a fat girl. If it's not, I will fuck her fat friend.

  • 69 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 6:02am

    Definitely a fat chick. Definitely!

  • 57 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 8:46am

    baking grease does not exist....Crisco is shortening, fuckstick.

  • 61 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:46pm

    Read this and gagged.

  • 65 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 5:53pm

    @ 1:51 why dont you suck a fart out of my ass you dickbeater im a woman whos had plenty of cum on my lips thank you very much!

  • 65 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 9:01am

    you should use cum and be a total slut

  • 57 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 8:06pm

    @1:51...thats cool...not sure why the rest of us needed to hear that but thats cool....although the idea of somebody sucking a fart out someones ass made me laugh

  • 51 44
    Submitted by SharkBandannas on Jun 25, 10 at 6:24pm

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!D: go to fucking walmart! U can get some for $1!!! 1 fucking dollar!!

  • 62 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 7:05am

    I am addicted to chapstick and have resorted to lotion, moisturizer, etc. In fact, I'm desperate for some now. Never tried crisco though!

  • 55 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 6:28am

    If you kiss this girl and get high cholesterol or heart disease would it be considered an STD?

  • 51 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 12:09am

    And your fat as he'll

  • 45 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 2:00am

    ahahaha this is SO 978. fucking shithole.