i used baking grease as lip gloss
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Eww. I'm fat and have never done this. I avoid things conciously that make me seem even fatter. I don't eat samples at costco, I don't use grease or lip gloss, I don't order a huge order of food. I always get a to go box. I am obviously not fooling any one but it draws less gawking attention and laughter.
6:38 wins ten points for using the term fuckstick. We would have also accepted "dildo" and/or "fleshlight."
Definitely a fat chick. Definitely!
Have fun with the pimples all around your mouth as an after-effect, fucking idiot..
This is a fat girl. If it's not, I will fuck her fat friend.
WTF is baking grease? Illiterate bitch. Try learning to spell bacon...
@ 1:51 why dont you suck a fart out of my ass you dickbeater im a woman whos had plenty of cum on my lips thank you very much!
Read this and gagged.
I think it's safe to say
you should use cum and be a total slut
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!D: go to fucking walmart! U can get some for $1!!! 1 fucking dollar!!
If you kiss this girl and get high cholesterol or heart disease would it be considered an STD?
baking grease does not exist....Crisco is shortening, fuckstick.
And your fat as he'll
once cum dries it cracks, theres no moisture fucktard!
@1:51...thats cool...not sure why the rest of us needed to hear that but thats cool....although the idea of somebody sucking a fart out someones ass made me laugh
I am addicted to chapstick and have resorted to lotion, moisturizer, etc. In fact, I'm desperate for some now. Never tried crisco though!
ahahaha this is SO 978. fucking shithole.