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  • Eww. I'm fat and have never done this. I avoid things conciously that make me seem even fatter. I don't eat samples at costco, I don't use grease or lip gloss, I don't order a huge order of food. I always get a to go box. I am obviously not fooling any one but it draws less gawking attention and laughter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:56pm
  • 6:38 wins ten points for using the term fuckstick. We would have also accepted "dildo" and/or "fleshlight."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 6:43am
  • Definitely a fat chick. Definitely!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 6:02am
  • Have fun with the pimples all around your mouth as an after-effect, fucking idiot..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 8:05am
  • This is a fat girl. If it's not, I will fuck her fat friend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 6:55am
  • Read this and gagged.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 12:46pm
  • WTF is baking grease? Illiterate bitch. Try learning to spell bacon...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 6:24am
  • I think it's safe to say EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 6:57am
  • @ 1:51 why dont you suck a fart out of my ass you dickbeater im a woman whos had plenty of cum on my lips thank you very much!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 5:53pm
  • Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!D: go to fucking walmart! U can get some for $1!!! 1 fucking dollar!!

    Submitted by SharkBandannas on Jun 25, 10 at 6:24pm
  • you should use cum and be a total slut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 9:01am
  • once cum dries it cracks, theres no moisture fucktard!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 11:34am
  • And your fat as he'll

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 12:09am
  • If you kiss this girl and get high cholesterol or heart disease would it be considered an STD?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 6:28am
  • baking grease does not exist....Crisco is shortening, fuckstick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 8:46am
  • I am addicted to chapstick and have resorted to lotion, moisturizer, etc. In fact, I'm desperate for some now. Never tried crisco though!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 7:05am
  • @1:51...thats cool...not sure why the rest of us needed to hear that but thats cool....although the idea of somebody sucking a fart out someones ass made me laugh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 8:06pm
  • ahahaha this is SO 978. fucking shithole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 2:00am