singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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