hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
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I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
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