I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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