What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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