Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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