its not stalking. its research.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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