People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
What a dumb baby whore.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
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It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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