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  • Just smile and nod, guys. Smile and nod.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:28pm
  • you can give a girl a blowjob? that would be an interesting sight to see. AND experiance.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:00pm
  • wut about the original book it u give a mouse a cookie so much better then if u give a moose a muffin

    Submitted by sexiichick on Nov 25, 10 at 11:52pm
  • she'll give you one in return.

    Submitted by shmoog26 on Nov 22, 10 at 12:35am
  • If you give a girl a blow job, she's a guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:03am
  • You have down syndrome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:27am
  • Fail- u should have been aborted

    Submitted by mintyshake on Jun 13, 10 at 4:48pm
  • LMFAO. This is beyond strange in every possible way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:42pm
  • If you give a GIRL a blowjob?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:14am
  • you should have been aborted.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:00am
  • I think this is one of those times where we shouldn't ask questions...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:19am
  • Hahahahaha 1:09 thank you for referencing the actual children's book. Nicely done, as well. OP you suck and so does this text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:03am
  • its 11:19 9:32/12:31- yes i am. and i love you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 11:41pm
  • considering the OP didn't get this from yesterday's post and actually meant to say guy** I think the book would end "he's going to want anal".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:31pm
  • wow, people take TFLN seriously lol. Dont fuck with the readers on this site!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 9:42am
  • "If you give a girl a blowjob, she's going to give you a glass of milk"... Oh wait... that's not milk... and not a girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:09pm
  • not that funny, in fact not funny at all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:34am
  • Foreward written by Austin Powers: "It's a MAN, BABY!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:32am
  • stolen from "if you give a moose a muffin" from yesterday. you suck. please die.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:50pm
  • 9:32 here. 11:19 I hope you're a girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:31pm
  • The original text wasn't that funny but I laughed at 9:32's foreword

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:05am
  • 9:42, damn. beat me to it. i was gonna ask the OP if he/she by chance got this idea while cruising tfln...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:37am
  • oh so you read textsfromlastnight, do you? how clever. because *this* was written the day before: (816): if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin. let me know when referencing this book/series goes out of style.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:42am
  • FAIL you stole this from someone yesterday

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:45am