Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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