i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
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New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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