Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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