He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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