yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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