Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Everyone says I win the strip club
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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