Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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