i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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