You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
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So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
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He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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