She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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