Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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