Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
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