Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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