just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
