Define "chronic" masturbator.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Actions speak louder than pants.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
send nudes
from the living room?
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