i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
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I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
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At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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