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  • 35 27
    Submitted by Fattness84 on Aug 23, 13 at 2:47pm

    On my way...not wearing panties. That'd work for me!

  • 31 22
    Submitted by stillninja on Aug 25, 13 at 1:59pm

    Happy Birthday! May the handcuffs only be used in the bedroom, no place else.

  • 28 20
    Submitted by ooosnapple on Aug 24, 13 at 12:06am

    I'd go with "Happy birthday."

  • 23 24
    Submitted by hymenbreaker on Aug 24, 13 at 8:00pm

    happy birthday

  • 23 26
    Submitted by daisydukeluke on Aug 23, 13 at 8:07pm

    You don't.

  • 22 26
    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Aug 23, 13 at 11:00pm

    Birthday sex?

  • 19 22
    Submitted by jamal0000007 on Aug 23, 13 at 10:14pm

    How about 'happy birthday'

  • 17 24
    Submitted by HeatherGdubV on Aug 23, 13 at 8:21pm

    Classy myrtle beach.

  • 18 29
    Submitted by fairamar on Aug 25, 13 at 3:04am

    Happy birthday hooker.

  • 16 25
    Submitted by hymenbreaker on Aug 24, 13 at 1:02pm

    happy birthday

  • 19 32
    Submitted by wellz99 on Aug 24, 13 at 2:13pm

    Try "Happy Birthday"

  • 15 27
    Submitted by MILF68 on Aug 23, 13 at 6:19pm

    Not busy. Need a blow job?

  • 16 30
    Submitted by duchess21 on Aug 23, 13 at 11:40pm

    Why are you wishing someone who almost got you arrested "Happy Birthday"?

  • 14 27
    Submitted by TexTushHog on Aug 24, 13 at 3:20am

    How about, "Let's fuck!"

  • 12 26
    Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Aug 23, 13 at 10:59pm

    Birthday sex?