How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
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I'd go with "Happy birthday."
On my way...not wearing panties. That'd work for me!
Happy Birthday! May the handcuffs only be used in the bedroom, no place else.
How about, "Let's fuck!"
Classy myrtle beach.
How about 'happy birthday'
Try "Happy Birthday"
Happy birthday hooker.
Not busy. Need a blow job?
Why are you wishing someone who almost got you arrested "Happy Birthday"?