is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
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I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
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I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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