There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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