I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
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The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
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Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
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