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  • so you're the asshole that bought all the disco balls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:18pm
  • i used to get curfew tickets all the time this could be legit, even still funny as hell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 9:21pm
  • This is why i love living in New Jersey.<3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 7:13am
  • dudes. kids can be at target at 4am. im 14 years old and was at kohls at 4am. me and my cousin, who is 13, saw like, 8 people we knew. and we were all hyper enough to dance. haahaa.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 11:31am
  • umm you're my hero kthx.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:04pm
  • No one would bother sending this. Seems like someone wanted to tell us about their day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 12:12am
  • all the people calling fake: couldn't "kids" be like....college kids? i mean, personally, i'm 22 and my friends and i have never missed a black friday. and i wouldn't doubt there'd be a dance off in line if someone suggested it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 12:33am
  • Spending all your money on hard liquor and disco balls ... Great way to to make use of black Friday

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:46pm
  • What area was this Target in? They haven't sold lava lamps since the 90s.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 12:27am
  • christ sakes ANON you must've had it hard .you're such a douche. oh, let me make that more formal for you. douche'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 1:21pm
  • MY AREA CODE TOO.. GOOD JOB...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 12:56am
  • you know when you assholes tear it down saying its fake it takes all the fun out of the website. Just assume there real its alot more humorous then trying to judge whether or not its real or fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 9:23pm
  • My concern is that the sender is sober and still thinks 4 disco balls and a lava lamp was all of their Christmas shopping.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 4:29pm
  • sounds almost exactly like my morning without the disco balls and lava lamp

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:50pm
  • @1158. Have you seriously ever been truly black Friday shopping? Parents drag any unwilling child under the age of 18 with them if they can. Not that unlikely.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 3:54am
  • True or not, it's funny.. And as was stated, kid could be a 17 or 18 y/o depending on the age of the texted.. Plus.. I always went with my mom and her friends, and friends kids... So I was about 10/11 outside stores waitin for it to open too.. Jus sayin. Not that I believe this any more or less than the other bs posts on here :-P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 1:16am
  • 3 kids at 4 am get fucking real.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:07pm
  • My area code sonnnn. Dirty jersey

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:17pm
  • Even if it's not real it's still not funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:32pm
  • That sounds amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:24pm
  • Please. Can I be on your Christmas list?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 12:38pm
  • bahhahahah summit? Really? Haahaha Try new providence .. Jerseyyy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 2:34am
  • Only you fuckin weak willed weak minded college kids analyze this shit because class is to hard for you. It's really pathetic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:57am
  • Target, dance off AND disco balls. This was totally me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 12:09am
  • 908 baby thats how we do, blunts and Summit baby

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 6:42pm
  • Sounds fucking awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 2:13pm
  • dafux you talking about

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 1:52am
  • wow lolol

    Submitted by ambersolovelyy on May 3, 10 at 10:45pm
  • Not that interesting. aiight beech

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:07pm
  • didn't happen, nice try though pzpzpzpz

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 5:27pm
  • Frickin awesome dude!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 9:44am
  • @10:04. No rage just a general disdain for anyone who think that they have ANY part of life figured out when they still aren't living on their own and paying their way. It's very troublesome that any of you are functioning in society without full time supervision.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 11:48am
  • They don't even have to be younger. I call people my own age kids. It's just a figure of speech. Plus there are chilren who are dragged shopping on black Friday. You're all acting like a bunch of 11 year olds have cars and make decisions like that. They were brought by their parents. Calm down and stop over anayxing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 3:16am
  • Groovy!!!!!go peace and happiness man!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 12:00am
  • i wrote this. it's totally fake. its not even funny. i was just bored. peace niggs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 9:45pm
  • I hope those were among other items. 5 gifts isn't much Xmas shopping...

    Submitted by SmartCookie on Dec 12, 13 at 2:06pm
  • kids could mean baby goats! it was me!!!!!!!! and I raped all the kids in the farm mother fucks!! so fuck u cock suckers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 12:40am
  • So I figure, if I pull on my penis twice a day, every day, it can gain another 1.5 inches by the end of the year!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 1:59am
  • FIRST! oh, wait. this is hard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 8:49pm
  • 11:07 agreed, that's when I was convinced this was fake. If you are going to lie on tfln, atleast make it interesting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 11:58pm
  • SUMMIT TARGET? THEY'RE NOT OPEN AT 4:00

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 2:18am