I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
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apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
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No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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