Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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