Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I'm both gender and math confused
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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