i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I skipped work to stalk him.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I would fuck him just for his dog
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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