U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
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this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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