I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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