No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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