so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
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My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
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