We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
im on a boat
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