You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
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He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
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Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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