I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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