the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
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Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
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It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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