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  • 76 65
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 7, 11 at 9:30am

    He must not have been much of a monster eh?

  • 69 67
    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Dec 7, 11 at 10:58am

    I'm trying to think of a more uncomfortable feeling then a carbonated energy drink on your dick. It's tough...

    • 49 70
      Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 7, 11 at 11:42am

      Pepper spray. Unknowingly self-induced.

      • 49 61
        Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 7, 11 at 6:07pm

        WTF!

        • 49 56
          Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 7, 11 at 9:07pm

          Hey, I said unknowingly! He told me it was an old fire extinguisher and it leaked out the handle......

          • 49 59
            Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 7, 11 at 10:16pm

            ON TO YOUR DICK? What in the world were you doing with the handle?

            • 52 58
              Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 8, 11 at 12:05am

              I emptied the entire can on a bunch of spiders, and stepped outside to piss. Viola, residue on the goods >_<

      • 57 64
        Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 8, 11 at 12:31am

        Lesson learned: wash your hands.

    • 46 66
      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 8, 11 at 3:12am

      Dave's Insanity Sauce...wanna talk about losin yer mind.

  • 70 70
    Submitted by bigceaze on Dec 7, 11 at 2:13pm

    if you can simultaneously suck a dick and shotgun a drink, you're doing something wrong. or incredibly right, I haven't decided which.

  • 59 68
    Submitted by Spartyluvr33 on Dec 7, 11 at 5:10pm

    that seems pretty impossible if you ask me

    • 44 69
      Submitted by wubbazugg on Dec 7, 11 at 10:12pm

      Apparently you've never met our old pal, Fatherfigure.....

  • 56 63
    Submitted by lsimz4 on Dec 7, 11 at 1:54pm

    Wouldn't the bubbles tickle?

  • 55 61
    Submitted by alcoholiday on Dec 7, 11 at 10:18am

    NYU sure is a tough life

  • 51 60
    Submitted by dontaskEVUR on Dec 7, 11 at 11:02am

    Oh I hope I get into nyu under the same thing. My mom would be soo proud

  • 57 73
    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 7, 11 at 10:38am

    Trailer trash meth whores from the 909 are keepin it classy!

  • 54 68
    Submitted by cpt_obvious on Dec 7, 11 at 9:49am

    They just didn't need another whore.

  • 12 30
    Submitted by scrotum66 on Jun 12, 13 at 6:44pm

    Maybe the ability to spell simultaneously?