What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
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He must not have been much of a monster eh?
if you can simultaneously suck a dick and shotgun a drink, you're doing something wrong. or incredibly right, I haven't decided which.
Wouldn't the bubbles tickle?
Oh I hope I get into nyu under the same thing. My mom would be soo proud
Trailer trash meth whores from the 909 are keepin it classy!
NYU sure is a tough life
I'm trying to think of a more uncomfortable feeling then a carbonated energy drink on your dick. It's tough...
Pepper spray. Unknowingly self-induced.
Hey, I said unknowingly! He told me it was an old fire extinguisher and it leaked out the handle......
ON TO YOUR DICK? What in the world were you doing with the handle?
I emptied the entire can on a bunch of spiders, and stepped outside to piss. Viola, residue on the goods >_<
Lesson learned: wash your hands.
Dave's Insanity Sauce...wanna talk about losin yer mind.
that seems pretty impossible if you ask me
Apparently you've never met our old pal, Fatherfigure.....
They just didn't need another whore.
Maybe the ability to spell simultaneously?