He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize
