but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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