was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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