Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
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The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
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Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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